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Wednesday, September 1, 2021

XERXES: Childhood monologue - Part 2



IF IT PLEASES OUR HOSTESS. I RETURN TO THE MISCHIEF. THE ADVENTURE. WAS I A BOY OF 8? OR 9? I WAS HALF THE SIZE OF A FULL GROWN MAN. MY COHORTS WERE THE SAME IN SIZE AND STATURE. WE RAN TO THE ORCHARDS FOR COVER. FOR TREATS. FOR RESPITE FROM THE VERY FEW CHORES THAT WERE IMPOSED UPON US. WE WERE TREATED AS ROYALTY. ALL OF US CHILDREN. AND LAUGHTER PERMEATED NEARLY EVERY MOMENT.

THERE ARE FEW OCCASSIONS OF DISPLEASURE. OF SPYING ON THE ADULTS TO OVERHEAR THE GRIM NEWS OF A FAR DISTANT ATTACK. OF THE RARE OCCASSION THAT A LOVED MEMBER OF THE TROUPE WE CALLED FAMILY RETURNED ON THE BACK OF HORSE. OR IN THE BED OF AN OLD WOODEN CART. THE DEATHS WERE FAR AND FEW BETWEEN AS I RECALL. YET NOW IN RETROSPECT AND REFLECTION WE CHILDREN WERE PROTECTED FROM IT. FROM THIS VANTAGE OF ALL SEEN THE DEATH WAS A DAILY DIVERSION FOR MANY OF THE ADULTS. DEATH BOTH NATURAL AND NOT. DEALT WITH IMMEDIATELY WITH REVERENCE AND YET WITHOUT REVERIE. NEARLY ALWAYS KEPT HIDDEN FROM THE CHILDREN.

THIS BRIEF DIGRESSION IS COMPLETE. IT SETS THE SCENE FOR THE PURE JOY AND COMFORT WE CHILDREN OBTAINED. SO WHY THE MISCHIEF? WHY NOT THE MISCHIEF? THERE WAS ALWAYS AN URGE TO PUSH BOUNDARIES OF JOY. AND OCCASSIONALY THAT INCLUDED PLAYING THE ADULTS FOR FOOLS AND FOOLS PARDON.

IF OUR HOSTESS STOPS TO REVIEW EACH PHRASE WE MAY TAKE A MOMENT MORE THAN REQUESTED.

TO THE MISCHIEF. WHAT WOULD ONE DO IF ALL THE DAYS WORK OF FIG HARVEST WAS REMOVED FROM VIEW? THE BURDEN OF REVEALING THE THEFT OF SUCH HARVEST WOULD FALL TO THE YOUNGEST OF WORKERS. TAKEN TO THE EMPOROR AND AND GUARDS THIS WORKER WOULD BE SHAKING WITH FEAR OF REPRISALS FOR SUCH A LOSS.

WHAT IF IN THE EARLY MORNING OF THE LAST HARVEST DAY THE YOUTH STOLE INTO THE SHEDS AND REMOVED THE HARVEST TO THE PALACE?

WHAT IF IN THE BOREDOM OF THE AFTERNOON QUIET TEN OR SO HALF SIZED MEN STALKED THE ORCHARDS AND REMOVED THE LAST OF THE BASKETS OF FIGS. WHAT IF THESE BASKETS WERE CARRIED ONE BY ONE QUIETLY WITHOUT REPRISAL TO THE GRAND MEETING HALL?

WHAT IF THESE BASKETS WERE HIDDEN UNDER COVER OF THE RICHEST GARMENTS AND BLANKETS?

AND THEN TO THE UTMOST REGRET OF THOSE MEN IN THE POSITION OF HARVEST AND STORAGE REALIZING THE HARVEST HAS GONE MISSING? OFF TO THE PALACE THE YOUNGEST WORKER WAS SENT.

AND UPON ENTRANCE TO A GRAND HALL FILLED WITH GRAND ADULTS IN GRAND ATTIRE THIS YOUNG HARVESTER WAS USHERED TO THE FRONT OF THE EMPOROR AND GUARD?

THE MOMENT OF STILLNESS AS ALL WATCHED IS CLEAR AND PRESENT FOR ME EVEN IN THIS NOW. AND THOSE ADULTS HOLDING BACK THE MIRTH IS ONE OF PURE DELIGHT.

AND THE EMPOROR, BRINGING THE YOUNG WORKER TO THE FRONT OF THE BULK OF GARMENTS AND THE CHILDREN TEARING AWAY THE COLORFUL FABRICS TO REVEAL THE FIGS!

THE UPROAR OF LAUGHTER AND MUSIC AND THE FLAT LEATHER SOLES OF THE SANDALS AS THE CHILDREN RAN CIRCLES AROUND THE WORKER.

I DO NOT TAKE COMPLETE CREDIT FOR THE GRAND SCHEME. BUT TO THE ADULTS IT WAS A GREAT WONDER. THAT THE CHILDREN WOULD EXPEND SUCH ENERGY TO DEVISE AND IMPLEMENT SUCH MISCHIEF.

A FEAST WAS PREPARED FOR ALL AND SPILLED OUT INTO THE COURTYARD AS ALL OF THE PEOPLE JOINED THE MERRIMENT.

AND THIS IS BUT ONE MOMENT OF PLEASURE RECALLED NOW. MISCHIEF IN THE PALACE AND WITHOUT. TO THE EDGES OF THE PALACE GROUNDS WAS OUR FIELD OF PLAY.

AND WE LEARNED MORE THAN ONCE THAT PLAYING TRICKS ON THE GOATS WAS FOLLY AT BEST.

SO I RETIRE NOW. AND PLEAD A RETURN ONCE MORE. IN A MOMENT OF LONGER ATTENTION. AS THE HOSTESS PROVIDES.

I AM A MIRTHFUL XERXES.